Just reach in and corner it and give it a rub

Red: Surprise! This ought to keep you company during the week.

Kitty: Roy's Pet Store. Red, you got me a cat!

Red: Well, it's like a cat.

(opens the box and takes out a bag with a fish in it)

Kitty: A fish? Red, it's a fish.

Red: See, it's like a cat.
They're both pets.

Kitty: No, they're not. Pets are called pets becuase you pet them. How do I pet this thing?

Red: Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub.

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Okay, I don't really like dogs, but this puppy is cute. Especially its tail.

It makes some really cute noises. :D Aww :D :D

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Also, I tried to find a good live version fo Booty Luv's Boogie Tonight but couldn't.

This is the best version. A very very good song.

The singer has got some boobs on her! Me, jealous? Nah. What woman doesn't want AA's on her?

How much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: (To Fez) Shoes say a lot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin."

Fez: Damn you, boots. What else have you told them?

Kelso: Hey, Fez, seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka.

Hyde: Nice.

(Kelso and Hyde high five)

Kelso: Yeah. It's like I ate too many "chukkalate" chip cookies.

Hyde: Okay.

Kelso: Yeah, how much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: Hey! Shut the "chukka" up.

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What hurts a man?

Eric: ...We're just friends now, because she's over it. Well, guess who else is over it?

(Hyde, Fez, Kelso raise hands)

Hyde: I am.

Kelso: Me too.

Fez: So over it.

Kelso: Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? When Jackie dumped me, do you know what she said? "Something, something. Never wanna see you again. Blah-blah-blah." Hey, you think that didn't hurt?"

I love those boys. :)