it never wows me when I see it

Okay, I'm either old or ready to settle down. Probably both. Like, I'm so over one night stands. Back in the day and very rarely now I get excited about what a man has in his pants, but it never wows me when I see it. Dicks just all look the same by now. Where's my settling down partner!?

AUDACITY

Today straight after waking up I got a bollocking from Ilme for random shit. Then I asked her if she could change the lightbulb in my room cause the lamp in the ceiling is too high for me. AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY "DO IT YOURSELF"!!!!! Okay, now I really don't have a problem telling her to do the shit herself that I've been doing for her.
And dunno if I wrote about this yet or not but the other day she got this thermometer for outside temperature. Yeah she wanted me to read the instructions and I said I can't be bothered right now. And then she said "You never do what you're told". Bitch, you are not in a position to tell me what to do anyway. Anyway, that was her admitting to bossing me around. Yeah no, that shit DOES NOT fly with me!