I have no fucking clue what is going on

So I have this fuckin'-ass diarrhea going on. Started at 7:30 in the morning. Who has diarrhea at that time!? I was sleeping and was woken by sharp pains in my abdomen. Super weird. I don't have a fever or feel poorly. I have no fucking clue what is going on. Could be the dried fish I had yesterday or the flu.