Thursday, June 06, 2019

expelled!

So there was a little something something online that got me thinking of this dude I had a date with once.
The date was a disaster. But the real kicker came after the date. The idiot texted me "congrats, you passed all my tests". Siiiiiiiiiggghhhh.... My mission in life!
Yes I absolutely was there do make sure he liked me. My opnion doesn't matter, it was all about pleasing him. Seriously, dude!? You make it sound like it was some kind of an achievement for me. Like I fucking graduated with a fucking PhD from dating dumbasses!
The patronization! Did he really think I'd be flattered by this nonesense!? He absolutely failed the date for me and with that message on top he was expelled!