Aawww, Lady B's expecting!
She's so wonderful and everything I'd ever like to be.
She is woman.
And at the same time Gaga dresses up as a bum man and scares the living hell out of Brit and puts her damn feet on the piano. Bravo, Gaga, bravo... congrats on... achieving... whatever you wanted to achieve. Go home now! Will someone in Hollywood please punch her for me.
