Monday, April 29, 2019

my fave ice cream

Wow, I just spent the last half an hour coughing my lungs out. I choked on my fave ice cream. I was making scary noises. I hope I didn't wake the neighbours.
I was legit gasping for air. A tip: whenever you can't get any air in, start inhaling really slowly and lightly and then cough out with force. Don't gasp air in depserately. You're gonna drag the crap deeper in you like this and you're not gonna get any air in you like this.