You know what's orgasmic when you're a bike rider/owner? Getting new batteries for your bike lights. Man, I cannot wait to go out tonight, to work, to use the newly beaming lights. Plus, the other week I got my tyres inflated. Shit, felt like a new bike. I have to get new break pads aswell. The back ones are absolutely gone, have some in the front. I'd say it's orgasmic to decelerate when you have the new pads. Yeah and it felt heavenly when I got a new chain.
And then maybe one day I can get new break/gear wires aswell, but for now it sort of works.
