Not that I look cute

Yeah, I tried to take a few pics of our dog Jossu but he just doesn't look cute in photos. So I took a couple of myself. Not that I look cute :D

not everybody gets to go to the grazing grounds

So apparently James Franco and Lana Del Rey have something going on. Told my mother about my jealousy. She said Lana called the dibs on him and that "not everybody gets to go to the grazing grounds". Fuck!
I wish I wasn't such a jealous bitch but I cannot help it. My situation doesn't particulary help either, what with me being a nobody from a place nobody knows about. Ugh!

Okay... I gotta love my brother

Okay... I gotta love my brother. He went to steal peas off of somebody's land. He got a whole big bagful of them. He gave me lots to since I borrowed him my bike.

My first peas this year :) I love love peas!!

my tits are on the number one spot

lol, my tits are on the number one spot on this sexy website:

Ei koti

Ughhh! I'm fighting with my brother. He's unbearable.
For example...yesterday when I needed to paint the porch I needed to remove the detachable stairs first so that the dogs wouldn't get on the porch and in my way. I asked him to help me move it since it's very heavy. His answer was "ei koti" ("don't care").
Because I was painting the porch we couldn't use the front door to get in and out of the house. We used the window in my mum's bedroom. It's on the first floor but we still needed a ladder. So in I go to the bedroom and see that my brother has pushed the ladder to the ground. I told him to hop out the window and put it back up so I could get out. His respnose was "ei koti". I got so pissed I took away his fucking smartphone. He lives for and breathes it.
Then today I was cooking mashed potatoes (which came out a bit weird but meh... the mother shouldn't leave me in charge of cooking then :D). I needed him to hold the pot in place while I mash the potatoes. He obviously said "ei koti". So I told him he couldn't eat the mashed potatoes.
Ughhhhh..he's driving me insane! He's so unbelievably cocky and horrible. You cannot have a normal conversation with him. And I'm not exaggerating. He just says one thing over and over and over. And he's always swearing so much. And he's not like that just with me, he's like that with mother aswell. He's such an arrogant, rude smartass. I'm obviously the tattle-tale in this shitty situation and have told my mother about his stupitity. Mother's pissed off with him aswell and told me she'll take away his phone again.
Fuck!