Saturday, September 24, 2016

I'm done!

Uuurhrghghhh, men are so annoying! Like, they're like "wanna see me shower?", "want me to give you head without you doing nothing in return?", "wanna see me wank?". Like, bitches, stop!!!
Just cause yous like to wtach someone take a shower, give you head or flick their bean doesn't mean women want the same things from you!!! These are your fantasies, not the women's you send your idiotic messages to.
I've so had enough of the oral sex offers. No, I don't want your grubby mouth anywhere near my vag. Just cause men are notorious oral sex enjoyers, doesn't mean women are too. I find the idea of going down on a woman extremely nauseating. I will never do it and I don't want anyone to do it to me. So please stop grossing me out!!!
Plus, while we're on the subject - men, please don't finger women! Hard with a finger is not the same as hard with a dick. Fingers hurt like shit and just feel extremely uncomfortable.
Also, french kissing is gross as shit too. Don't do this shit to me! Tongue kissing to me is exactly the same as going down on a woman: slimey, gooey, fucking gross. I don't want your damn tongue anywhere near my mouth. Fucking shit, it's gross!!!!
I'm done!

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Chrome

Argh! Chrome nail tutorials are my thing! Like watching them on YT. The powdering bits are just orgasmic. I love it so much.
Plus this week has been a little crappy. My stomach, abdomen feels sick. Last week was fine but the week before was the same thing. Ugh. I really don't wanna go up on my Olansapiin dosage. So I'm just keeping it as is and hope my sickness will pass.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Shut up, dumbass!

A stress management specialist is over at the Formans' house to find out the source of Red's stress/high blood pressure.
SMS (to Red): I think I know what the problem is. I believe the source of your stress is your son.
Red: Him? (Points at Eric)
Eric: Me?!
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric (baffled): Wow, dad you don't-
Red (cuts Eric): Shut up, dumbass!

Sunday, September 18, 2016

still going strong

Ahhh, still going strong, girl! She's one of my fave lyricists. She's just amazing. And judging by her lyrics, a great person and a friend.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

in a madhouse right now

Jesus, I feel like I’m in a madhouse right now. I live in a block of flats and two neighbouring apartments are playing music too loud I can hear them both. Mostly, I can hear the bass and beats all over one another. Doesn’t sound good. :s