bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm 60 kilos, bitches!
And I've been so bitchy recently it's unreal!
I have such evil thoughts that I think they won't be appropriate even on my blog.
So I'm keeping them to myself.
So to make this blog anything like my thoughts I'm just gonna say "bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!!!!!!!"
Yeah, whoever said the bigger the person the bigger the heart, well you were wrong.
See, I'm gaining weight and becoming bitchier. Proves my point - the skinnier the person the less negativity fits into them.

Over and out.

When and how did you lose your virginity?

In English?
Okay.
The first time with a man was for all the "wrong" reasons: drunk, a douchebag criminal with a woman and a child, knew him for about 2 hours beforehand, out of spite. On the 12th of March :) But I totally felt like my virginity was a burden so I'm glad I got rid of it and I'm glad he got all the crappy sex from me. Oh and I got an STI off him and he totally blamed me. Shithead.
:D Anyay, losing my virginity was one of the best things I ever did for myself. I recommend it.

Ask me stuff :)

Nature's the bitch, bitches!

Oh and just a quick yay!
Nature's the bitch, bitches!
I mean it is a must for me that it is snowy out on my birthday and yes! it is snowing and the ground is a bit white.
I feel like such a lucky bitch cause nature is favouring me.
I mean, it obviously is!

I wish myself a happy birthday

Just got off the phone.
Talked to my ex. He wished me happy birthday.
Ha! He said he will be singing in his band! :D
Hahaaa, ooh well I know he can play the guitar but singing...erm..maybe. :D

Oh and I spent most of the day in misery and shit.
Feeling a little better at the minute.
Anyway, I kinda missed my birthday party.
We had guests I'm not even friends with! I don't even know people in this town!
I got a bit of money and a candle.
My dad and his wife gave me a bag/case for my laptop and a belt.
Hahahaaa, I remember when I was younger I used my mum's man's headphones and he didn't like it.
So for my bithday he gave me headphones.
This year, I used my dad's belt nd he gave me one.
Okay, I seriously gotta start "using" someone's house/appartment and other fancy pants things.

And I saw Glee today aswell. The Substitute.
Yeah, was kinda so so. Have nothing to say about it.

Oh and the violin class won't be on tomorrow.
The teacher's going to some concert.

Anyway, since it's been such a crappy day I wish myself a happy birthday.

Crappy birthday

Blah. What crappy birthday.
Think Iäm either coming down with a cold or the antidepressants are making my head sore.