How much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: (To Fez) Shoes say a lot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin."

Fez: Damn you, boots. What else have you told them?

Kelso: Hey, Fez, seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka.

Hyde: Nice.

(Kelso and Hyde high five)

Kelso: Yeah. It's like I ate too many "chukkalate" chip cookies.

Hyde: Okay.

Kelso: Yeah, how much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: Hey! Shut the "chukka" up.

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What hurts a man?

Eric: ...We're just friends now, because she's over it. Well, guess who else is over it?

(Hyde, Fez, Kelso raise hands)

Hyde: I am.

Kelso: Me too.

Fez: So over it.

Kelso: Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? When Jackie dumped me, do you know what she said? "Something, something. Never wanna see you again. Blah-blah-blah." Hey, you think that didn't hurt?"

I love those boys. :)