my way only

So a couple of weeks ago or so me and mum were walking our dogs and we got to talking. Like, I dunno if it's cause I'm getting older and more senile by the day but I might actually marry someone. Like, it would be without any dresses and suits, food, family, celebration. I'd just get hitched without a fuss. I mean I still hate getting married cause it's a societal thng but meh... if the man really wanted I might do it. But my way only!