Watched American Idol

Me and K watched American Idol last night.

There was nothing else half decent on.

I was really hoping for the long haired blond dude.

I'm sorry but the other, the dark haired dude is so boring.

And as for the woman..well the only thing noticeable was her son.

I had only seen one show before last night and the blond man was the only one I remembered.

And he looked so much better with short hair.

Oh well.

There's too many of those shows anyway.

It's like... it's not special anymore when you're on it or win it, cause no one will remember you anyway cause there's been to many  popular contestants and winners beforehand.

Yeah, but other than that I guess they're a good craic, the shows.

I've been out quite a bit.

Yeah, I feel really awkward in summer clothes.

I'm way too jiggly.

And I feel bad about my arse.

I know I said it already but... yeah, I haven't got used to it yet.

And some guys kept staring yesterday.

Not cool.

Yeah and I'm planning to do a little manicure and pedicure once I really feel like it.

Too lazy.

Right, off to surf on the net and maybe practice the violin a little.

Loving the first tune!

Buying a tomato

Aw, I lost a follower - ThatStaceyGirl.

Oh well.

Anyway, went for a walk with K.

Was nice, tired now.

I know it's late but I'll go to the shop now to buy a tomato.

Want to cook an omlette.

I started feeling kind of bad for not saving money for the "bf"'s birthday.

Oh well, maybe next week.

I'm not sure when his birthday is actually.

It's either the 24th or 26th.

Oh I just remembered now, it's on the 24th.

The last time he was over he said he'll be 24 on the 24th.

Maybe I'll send flowers.

I don't actually know his address.

Ugh.

I wanted to get something for him, but it's like 50 euros or something.

Anyways, I didn't spend all of the money on myself.

I finally got to send the parcel with baby clothes to my friend.

Fucking 10 euro!?

Blah.

Yeah..okay, I'm off to buy my tomato now.

And yeah, I'm not really a bad person, I hate the Polish for a very valid reason.

Getting all jiggly

Ugh.

Unfortunately the ugly racism bug in me got set off today.

I went to Lidl.

The cashier was Polish.

And there was a couple in front of me. They were Polish.

So the cunts kept talking some bullshit in their stupid language while the queue was building up.

And instead of stopping talking in her shitty language and serving all the customers, she pressed the little buzzer so that the other cashier knew to go work at another till.

The bitch could have taken all the customers herself, really.

But she's lazy, stupid and Polish.

Anyway, when I got out I was ranting to Colette about it.

She knows it all too well.

Next time something like that happens I'll talk to the manager.

I saw one manager there, she was Polish aswell.

Well, no wonder noone's working then.

I swear I'll be chewing the heads off some Polish idiots next time.

It's impossible to like Polish people, it's like they have all the negative personality traits there are in them.

You hate them with pleasure.

Anyway, I also went to Penny's.

Got some summer clothes.

Three tops, a pair of leggings and seven pairs of socks.

Liking the tops.

I went to try them all on.

God, my arse is so big it's unreal!

And my belly's getting all jiggly and terrible.

I've never had to worry about the shape of my body cause I'm fairly skinny.

I've always been really unfit though.

And now it's starting to show.

Yeah, hopefully when K gets home we'll go for a walk.

It's super warm today.

Was absolutely roasting before.

Yeah, I'm off to the pharmacy now to get my antidepressants.

Dream on about even a half decent sitcom

Right.

I couldn't wait til Friday for Glee.

Yeah, I won't watch it on TV3 on Wednesdays anymore since the idiotic channel decided to show football, news and old people's society talk show last week.

Anyway, yeah, I watched Dream On online.

Ughh, I don't want to bitch about the show at all cause Kevin's on it, but...

It's just a big old pile of poop.

Seriously, what kind of a normal person sees anything sincere in it?

Except the sincere cheesiness.

So I read some previews of the show.

Big words were thrown around.

There is just no plausible emotion in the show.

It's all fake and all over the place.

They ram way too much stuff into one episode and it's just...shit.

Sorry to say.

Kevin's still hot.

And how dare they say the show is about not fitting in?

I've probably said it before but it's obviously not about that. Judging by the episodes so far the show is one long music video and the people working on it obviously have no idea what it's like not fitting in.

Maybe there is someone who knows what it feels like (and it's certainly not a cheesy, happy song kind of a feeling), but they're not in a position to throw their two cents in.

And if they wanted to represent emotions with songs then why the hell are all the songs so happy?

When I was going through hard stuff I listened to Slipknot and other bands like that, not sing along to Madonna's Like  A Prayer.

I'm very sure it's not me and that it's the show.

I'm not the only one who thinks it's crap.

And in comparison, That 70s Show is very very relatable and I could find this little but very very true clip from the show to put Glee in its place:

Well, the song's are still okay so I won't say anything bad about them, but everything else is just... ugh.

Oh and another positive thing - I'm glad they show Kevin quite a bit in this episode, makes the show watchable.

I give Heidi Montag a run for her money

So, I discovered Photoshop.

I'm not a pro just yet :D, but I managed to create a very lovely version of myself after I've had a couple of operations:

 

It's really me, not Heidi!

 Hopefully, I won't give anyone nightmares.

Yeah, :D, I'll try and do something nice on it though.

Recolour some pics.

(I just realised the mocky pic looks nicer than the original. :D
Burn!!!)