it never wows me when I see it

Okay, I'm either old or ready to settle down. Probably both. Like, I'm so over one night stands. Back in the day and very rarely now I get excited about what a man has in his pants, but it never wows me when I see it. Dicks just all look the same by now. Where's my settling down partner!?

AUDACITY

Today straight after waking up I got a bollocking from Ilme for random shit. Then I asked her if she could change the lightbulb in my room cause the lamp in the ceiling is too high for me. AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY "DO IT YOURSELF"!!!!! Okay, now I really don't have a problem telling her to do the shit herself that I've been doing for her.
And dunno if I wrote about this yet or not but the other day she got this thermometer for outside temperature. Yeah she wanted me to read the instructions and I said I can't be bothered right now. And then she said "You never do what you're told". Bitch, you are not in a position to tell me what to do anyway. Anyway, that was her admitting to bossing me around. Yeah no, that shit DOES NOT fly with me!

mother croc

beautiful word play

Yeah, I've been inspired by some songs lately. Especially misheard lyrics. They make for great ideas. I haven't written anything in years. Have some good stuff written down, just have to pull the ideas together and lay them down in clever or beautiful word play.

Yehh, and went to collect my anime cup today. And I made hot chocolate in it like I said I would. :)

I envy women

I envy women with nice cuticles. I haven't chewed my nails since I was about 11 (I quit cause this woman on Santa Barbara had the most beautiful long, red nails and I wanted to have mine like that. Quit right then and there). But to this day I haven't been able to stop chewing my cuticles. They make my hands looks so unmaintained and gross. Ugh, I can't stop! They're all bloody and sore.