Little funnies

Just have to say the old prayers

  

Father Dougal: Our Father, who art in heaven... (thinks)

Father Ted: Hollowed.

Father Dougal: Hollowed be thy... (thinks)

Father Ted: Name.

Father Dougal: (indecisively) Ah, papa don't preach.

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Gotta love the popculture

(Nicked it off someone's blog. Thanks!)
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Grooming when you're not grooming

(Father Dougal walks into the room)

Dougal: Morning, Ted.

Father Ted: Morning, Dougal. Uh, Dougal? There's, uh... There's some shaving cream just there. (points at his own neck)

Dougal: (looks at Ted's neck) No, there's not, Ted. You're grand.

Ted: No, on you.

Dougal: Oh, where exactly, Ted?

Ted: Just there, below your ear.

Dougal: Here? (rubs below his ear)

Ted: Yes, there's a bit more... (points at his own chin)

Dougal: (rubs own chin) Gone?

Ted: No, there's still just a... Dougal, it's all over the place.

Dougal: (walks in front of the mirror) Oh, God. How on earth did all that get there? I didn't even shave this morning.