Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Glee Original Song review

Okay, LOL, I won't bitch as much then.

Well, the starting song was quite good. And I must say Darren Criss is quite a likable actor/character.

Only Child scene - woah! What's going on in the Glee offices?! They've actually managed to bind a story line into three consecutive episodes! Plus I liked the last line of the song - "the only Berry on my family tree".

Okay, what happened to the cheerleader's uniforms!? Why everyone's wearing regular clothes all of a sudden? Plus some clothes look like the kinda clothes the actors/actresses wear on their own time. Er...

Okay theis smitten look Blaine gave Kurt when he was singing the bird song - ughhh....if I knew it wasn't in this gay gang bang show or written by a gay gang bang show master then I'd think it's quite nice but now it's just like....ughhhh, enough of this damn gay business!

Erm, not that it really matters or anything but hasn't Lea Michele gained weight?

Sasquatch! Off my screen!
Damn, typed too soon. Now she's playing the piano! Okay, I might rethink about starting piano lessons now cause eurghhhh...think I might vomit when I put my hands on those keys and have a flashback of this monstrosity tainting the beautiful instrument.

And is the word "ass" allowed on the show that's aimed at underaged kids?

Okay, this Mercedes song - "get your ass out of bed"? Dudes, your damn show is aimed at little brainless kids! Don't you fucking curse!

Okay, I wish there was a way to block that Sasquatch! She is so fucking annoying and stupid looking.

Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh my god! I actually laughed for the first time when watching Glee! Ahahahahaaaaaaa, the stick throwing was the best ever!!!

Oh yes Tina Cohen-Loser sounds good! But Jenna Sasquatch is so much better!

Oh god, here we go with the hideous preaching again "first it hurts then it makes you wanna win". Uhh...whatever.

This Rachel and Quinn scene - erm...I seriously don't know who was with whom so....blah! Meaningless girl chitter-chatter.

Wow, this big show came fast, no build up or anything.

Okay, I don't understand theseb facial expressions again during the Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine song. That song sounded good and no where near as cheesy as Glee. So take your scoffy faces and stick them up your butts! Oh and why is it that they always go on last? That is so unoriginal, predictable and just blah.


I don't like the Kurt Blaine duet. It's sounds like a...horrible wailing. The Pink song, yeah I've said it before but Darren Criss is excellent, too good for the show. But a very clever addition cause I believe he has the potential to save the show from a massive failure.

The uptempo song - sounds good but who gives a crap abuot the lyrics. Like, I can say back, yes when you're as cheesy you are, you are a fucking loser to me and you can "hit me with the worst you've got" in a song, I don't care. And what is wrong with car washers? Are yous saying cause you sing you're better than a car washer? Please! Singing does NOT make you a god. And the only point I could see in this song was that when you're not a successful performing artist and work as a "crappy" car washer you're shit. Which very much contradicts (yet again) Glee is supposed to stand for. When someone doesn't like singing or likes cars or something the Glee kids don't they're automatically shit and at war with Glee clubbers. What a load of bollocks! And yet again the Sasquatch is majorly annoying me with her over done stupid facial expressions and idiotically overspazzy body language

Okay, the nun judge is yet another little Glee fail. That reminds me of how in That 70s Show Pastor Dave was in casual clothes when he came to visit the Formans not in his pastor clothes. These kinds of little mistakes are one of the big reaons why Glee fails as a TV show.

Agree with the politician.

And what is up with the blakc people on Glee talking all ghetto? Racist much?


Kurt and Blaine's funeral scene - ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....are we all reliving Ryan Murphy's childhood or  watching his sick pedophilic fantasies? He has absolutely tainted same sex sexuality.


Okay, I swear I made this as tame as possible!

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