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Ei koti

Ughhh! I'm fighting with my brother. He's unbearable.
For example...yesterday when I needed to paint the porch I needed to remove the detachable stairs first so that the dogs wouldn't get on the porch and in my way. I asked him to help me move it since it's very heavy. His answer was "ei koti" ("don't care").
Because I was painting the porch we couldn't use the front door to get in and out of the house. We used the window in my mum's bedroom. It's on the first floor but we still needed a ladder. So in I go to the bedroom and see that my brother has pushed the ladder to the ground. I told him to hop out the window and put it back up so I could get out. His respnose was "ei koti". I got so pissed I took away his fucking smartphone. He lives for and breathes it.
Then today I was cooking mashed potatoes (which came out a bit weird but meh... the mother shouldn't leave me in charge of cooking then :D). I needed him to hold the pot in place while I mash the potatoes. He obviously said "ei koti". So I told him he couldn't eat the mashed potatoes.
Ughhhhh..he's driving me insane! He's so unbelievably cocky and horrible. You cannot have a normal conversation with him. And I'm not exaggerating. He just says one thing over and over and over. And he's always swearing so much. And he's not like that just with me, he's like that with mother aswell. He's such an arrogant, rude smartass. I'm obviously the tattle-tale in this shitty situation and have told my mother about his stupitity. Mother's pissed off with him aswell and told me she'll take away his phone again.
Fuck!

Help me! I'm cooking and hating it!

Help me! I'm cooking and hating it!
Mother is late tonight and told me to get the dinner going. Ughhhhhhhh!!!
I'm making mashed potatoes with groat, bacon and onion. I peeled too many potatoes and I'm using the biggest pot we have and it's spilling! I just hate it! And I have too much of bacon, it won't fit into the pot!

operation baby bat

Well I almost took a pic of something far more interesting than my mug. We had an operation baby bat going on just now. I saw one on the ground, a baby bat. Lembit said it must have fallen out from under our sauna roof.
He got gloves and a ladder and stuffed it back in there. It was so cute and small!! I totally regret not taking a pic but it all happened so quickly. Hopefully it'll be fine from now on.
Yeah tomorrow I have to repaint the porch cause I didn't use enough aint the first time. The wood absorbed most of the paint. Ugh, that means another early morning tomorrow.

They don't look like they wanna be weeded by me

Okay, the porch is long painted. Mother told me to weed the strawberries. Yeah I was about to but then saw the state of them. They don't look like they wanna be weeded by me.

Yeah and it's not fair to women to have periods in the summer. I don't support the usage of tampons since they're poisonous and killers. It's so warm out, it's the perfect weather for swimming.

And I wanna change the URL of my blog. "dianaboo" and "sweetd" are taken. And I cannot go back to "Doowally". Bollocks! The two other names I thought of, they were available but they both had rude words in them so I wouldn't be making an upgrade. Yeah, have to think of something cute, cool and...neutral.

Oh and as I said in one of my earlier posts, I'm watching Friends again. Yeah, I still very much hate Rachel. She's just such a stupid bitch.


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