My Oscar speech

I've been mad busy with my forum.

I've also had the time to die several times a day during the past three, four days.

Really have to see a gyno, something inside me that I lack is trying to kill me.

Or maybe it's some overdose of bodily ingridients? whatever you call those things

Felt super super weak, light headed and crampy.

Oh started taking iron tabs three days ago.

Anyway, didn't have the time to come on here for quite a few days.

And I did now and wow! I'm like super popular! :D

I have a follower! A follower! :D

Wow, I feel like reciting a thank you speech I'd give if I won an Oscar. Hahahaa

Anyway, here she is.

Ingrid, my first follower: 

Thanks for paying attention to me. :)

TS240210

Just reach in and corner it and give it a rub

Red: Surprise! This ought to keep you company during the week.

Kitty: Roy's Pet Store. Red, you got me a cat!

Red: Well, it's like a cat.

(opens the box and takes out a bag with a fish in it)

Kitty: A fish? Red, it's a fish.

Red: See, it's like a cat.
They're both pets.

Kitty: No, they're not. Pets are called pets becuase you pet them. How do I pet this thing?

Red: Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub.

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Okay, I don't really like dogs, but this puppy is cute. Especially its tail.

It makes some really cute noises. :D Aww :D :D

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Also, I tried to find a good live version fo Booty Luv's Boogie Tonight but couldn't.

This is the best version. A very very good song.

The singer has got some boobs on her! Me, jealous? Nah. What woman doesn't want AA's on her?

How much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: (To Fez) Shoes say a lot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin."

Fez: Damn you, boots. What else have you told them?

Kelso: Hey, Fez, seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka.

Hyde: Nice.

(Kelso and Hyde high five)

Kelso: Yeah. It's like I ate too many "chukkalate" chip cookies.

Hyde: Okay.

Kelso: Yeah, how much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: Hey! Shut the "chukka" up.

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What hurts a man?

Eric: ...We're just friends now, because she's over it. Well, guess who else is over it?

(Hyde, Fez, Kelso raise hands)

Hyde: I am.

Kelso: Me too.

Fez: So over it.

Kelso: Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? When Jackie dumped me, do you know what she said? "Something, something. Never wanna see you again. Blah-blah-blah." Hey, you think that didn't hurt?"

I love those boys. :)

Euww

What kind of a retard takes pictures like that and what kind of an idiot releases it in press and what kind of an imbecile in the censorship doesn't class it as porn, voyeurism? Why don't you little bean brains take a picture of your butthole and give it to your children on their birthday?!

Maybe for Christmas you'll let them toy around with it?

That is a disgrace! 

Extremely disgusting people.

Fuck 'doctor' D

What a cunt?!!

I fucking hate him!!!

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world!

I hope your whole damn shitty family will get cancer in their fucking shitty...bodies and that you all rot to death, you cunts!!!

Fucking shithead!!!!!!!!!!

Die, you rotten dick!!!!!!

Fucking cunts!!! You and your damn servants, get bent, you cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!