Man shoulders

Well, I'm still fat as ever but the upside is that my boobs have gone bigger aswell.
But my belly is so ugly it's gross.
And so is my ass.
And last night I felt so guilty about eating. Not because I might put on weight but because I always eat up everything and I feel like I don't leave anything for the rest of the family.
Oh and if there is one thing I don't like about my body, like...really then it's the shoulders.
Everything else I can work on but my shoulders look like man shoulders.
And my collar bones are kind of manly aswell.

And happy 24th (?) birthday to Naya Rivera

Okay, where has the logic gone?
Why so serious when you finally have a woman by your side? And while frolicking with the dolphin, panda or Sasquatch...or whatever the fuck sher is calling herself these days in the sea you look like you're having the time of your life?! Like, what!?
Illogical!
The only logical reason to this serious impression is the fact that Kevin's thinking of the naked Sasquatch to prevent him from getting a boner from Naya's hotness.
Naya Rivera is the woman!
And happy 24th (?) birthday to Naya.

GORGEOUS!

Okay, this is my first time downloading a game illegally.
It better work.
Anyway, the game looks GORGEOUS!

I was gonna buy it but they're always asking for some security code and whatever digits you insert they're always wrong so... developers, it is totally your own fault for putting such payment system on your game website. I totally would have bought the real thing but if you don't like my security codes then I don't like wasting my time on yous. Thank you.

I'm seven words away from my first American job

So I was looking at job offers in America and this one place requires strong typing skills. You have to type 60+ word per minute. I'm seven words away from my first American job. :D

53 words
Typing Test

If any of my readers do it post your results here, dudes! :)

And I continue to loathe IE. FOREVER AND EVER!

And I continue to loathe IE. FOREVER AND EVER!
Thanks to that dipshit I couldn't register for my exams.
Plus it was literally popping up windows every 2 seconds.
I mean literally ever two seconds.
And what kind of an idiot makes the registering for exams possible only on IE?!
What retards!

Anyway, this lovely man helped me out and did the whole thing on his own computer. I had to go over to his place. And to my surprise I think he was the father of this dude that had caught my eye at school. He kinda looks good and is kinda clever but he's a bit too young for me... I mean he is in the..either final or the second to final year in school. Plus I don't think he's interested in me anyway. Oh and he's got a super lovely last name - it's like...my favourite colour and a tree. Just sayin' like...