Bitch and the son of a bitch

I'm totally molesting our dogs! They're so cute and fluffy. I even put up with their lethal farts. I like cuddling and kissing them.

I'm totally not replacing men with dogs. Dogs are waaaay better!

I love you

Said my stepmother. Then I.

Other than that, been battling headaches again. And where the hell are my periods!?

Glee Girls (and Boys) on Film review

For starters I gotta say I was immensely bored so I watched like... I watched it for a couple of minutes then did something else then came back again for a few minutes etc.

I gotta say though, I really like Heather's singing.

Boring Blaine song alert!

Okay the girls' mash-up.... The Sasquatch has got some fat armpits. Gross!


Oh dear lord!!!! Why in the world are the Glee kids there when Will is seeing Emma!?

Yeah, I don't give two shits about Marley, Jake and Ryder.

Aaaaand it's over. I totally started watching it in the morning and finished it just now. Think I'm gonna stop reviewing the show cause it's so mindlessly boring for me.

making my shit boil

Blah...all this talk about nuclear war is making my shit boil! Who the hell do those people think they are launching shit like that!? Yous don't live on this planet alone you shitwheels!
Why don't they battle it out like in the old times, you know with swords and steeds. Kill your politicians, presidents and the army. Why do civilians, animals and nature have to suffer!?
And then Kevin goes and shags that Korean whore!??!

I want a burger!

Mmmmmm....have had mcchicken sandwich for breakfast for two days in a row. Not complaining. Been loving it. :D

And now, I'm about to have this: