I'm famous! LOL

So I had pages and pages of Google alerts in my mailbox.
Went through them all to delete the unnecessary ones.
Here's what I received:

I made it to the Google Alerts.
I'm the bitch! :D
I can die happy now.


TE06102010

How can you accuse a ten year old child of sexual abuse?!

Okay, so apparently one of my brothers is a bit of a perv.

He's always had problems in school.

And with communication.

So he's been chasing some girls in school and been all "kissy-kissy".

And the mothers of some girls in his class have threatened to go to police with the whole thing.

Like... err...

My mother got quite a shock when my little brother was still in kindergarten cause those little girls were like, "Oh, we have sex everyday". And everybody was like cool with it.

And now my brother is chasing girls and trying to kiss them and he's a perv!

And some asshole mothers want to get the police involved in it.

My brother isn't gonna shag the little bitches for Christ's sake!

He's only fucking t e n!

Seriously, those people in his school are riding him so hard.

He has ADHD okay, he doesn't fucking rape your precious little bitches!

Seriously, get your tiny cunts out the class and get gone!

If the police gets involved in the business then my brother will get kicked out the school.

And who the fuck! seriously charges a ten year old with sexual harrassing!?

My mother is totally ready to go to court cause of the fuckers in the school for blaming my brother for such thing. Like, okay he has a bit of a difficult personality, that doesn't make him wrong in everything he does and it is not fair to blame him for stuff.

They're totally over-reacting in the school.

And my mother has said like a hundred times that when there is a problem to contact her.

And no one does!

Everyone is being a self righteous cunt and want to go to police.

Seriously, for fuck's sake, my brother is ten, he's not a fucking murderer or a rapist.

I cannot believe how evil some mothers are.

How can you accuse a ten year old child of sexual abuse?!

Grilled Cheesus Glee

Saw the episode.

Well, it had it's ups and downs, more ups than some other episode.

Anyway.

How many people have been in a situation where one of their family member is in coma in hospital and when going to see the person they find a whole bunch of their own classmates/co-workers visiting their sick family member who have nothing to do with the sick person?

And they're all singing to the person and trying to convert them into three different religions at the same time?

Seriously, Glee writers?!

And Mercedes totally took the cake in this episode.

The cheesecake that is.

I seriously said, "What the fuck?" out loud when she said she can't say something, she needs to sing it.

In the words of Red Forman, "But really, who the hell talks like that?"

And then later on she convinced Kurt to go to the church with him.

God damn, let the kid be!

That's bloody christians for you, drag you down to hell with them.

And that scene totally backed up my point - Christianity is brainwashing.

Mercedes totally brainwashed Kurt with her glorious speech.

Oh and where was Artie when the football match was on!?

The rest of the characters and plot are just so boring, it's all a big blahhhhh....

Oh and I read an article that there was gonna be a gay suicide episode.

Seriously.

Back in the day when I just started secondary school we had to write an essay so that the new teacher would know what our writing level was.

We had to write thing in either tragic or comedy manner or sublime.

Think I have posted about it before.

Anyway the teacher said that it might be a bit difficult to separate the tragic from sublime.

But anyway, I managed to do it.

And I was a pupil in secondary school.

And it's just unreal how the professional writers of an international TV show can't separate sublime from cheesy.

Get back to school!

Now!

And don't even think about mocking such a serious business!

You're not as powerful and fucking glorious as you think you are.

Your show does NOT speak to the audience in the way you think it does.

It is NOT something new.

It's just a long pointless music video to cover songs.

Speaking of songs, I'm not too much intop them anymore.

Although Grilled Cheesus delivered a few good tunes.

I actually liked Finn's Losing My Religion.

And I'm not the Jenna-girl's biggest fan cause she's riding the hottest man on the planet, but she sounded really really nice on One Of Us.

And "thank god" Mark Salling has his solo thing going on.

He's too good for the show.

But you know, some jobs are just to pay the bills.

I've worked in McDonald's and delivered cheeseburgers so I can relate to the feeling of working on Glee.

God, I hated that job!

One turned 10 in March. And the other one is 11 today.

Well, it's my brother's birthday today.
My other brother, like.
One turned 10 in March.
And the other one is 11 today.

Cooking.

Hopefully will get a few nice pics later on.

Speaking of bitches and bitchiness

Okay, I gotta stop watching Friends.

I just cannot stand Rachel.

She is the most annoying and bitchiest character ever!

And why the fuck are the writers of the show shipping her and Ross so much?!

Like, I'd like to see what kind of people actually want their friends to go out with each other.

In most cases, it's like, "It's a very bad idea, don't do it" not like, "Aww, Rachel, you've got such nice hair, you're so not the cuntest ever person and I love you"

Seriously, like.

She is an annoying bitch and not funny or cute at all.

Like, why the fuck is she being such a cunt when the man has wanted her for years.

It's her own damn fault for being so goddamn stupid and not realising he liked her.

If you missed it, too bad, stop being a fucker and get over it.

Gah!!!

Oh and here's another blog entry of mine, in which I murder the bitch.

Speaking of bitches and bitchiness - yeah I was bitchin' about the bitch but that's not the point - I cannot believe how terrible the girls in those modelling shows are.

It doesn't matter whether it's American, Canadian or Australian models they're all so evil.

Like, why on Earth is it anyone's business if some contestant talks to her friends or has had a boob job.

If it's so against the rules tell it to the producers or something, why fight.

Oh and I had one favourite girl in one of the shows but she was being an arse so I stopped liking her.

Ughhh.... Yeah, I'll try to make it to school tomorrow.

Think I have chemistry. Hopefully just one class cause I'm still stressed out cause of the father.

Oh and I want to get my forum done.

I have a few widgets that I cannot get working.

I've spent so much time on trying to get them work so that I can't be bothered to get them work anymore.

And then I'm kind of disturbed by all this Kevin McSex business.

Something is so unsettling.

Yeah, if I were to have McSex only if I married him, I'd do it.

But it's so annoying fancying some famous dude cause you'll never have him or even know him at all.

Like one time, I fancied this non-famous guy for about a year.

I never talked to him.

Then I got talking to him and he was the arse.

I could not believe I had wasted a whole year liking him.

Blahhh...I have like a million thoughts in my head right now and they all want to come out at the same time so I better stop.