Just reach in and corner it and give it a rub

Red: Surprise! This ought to keep you company during the week.

Kitty: Roy's Pet Store. Red, you got me a cat!

Red: Well, it's like a cat.

(opens the box and takes out a bag with a fish in it)

Kitty: A fish? Red, it's a fish.

Red: See, it's like a cat.
They're both pets.

Kitty: No, they're not. Pets are called pets becuase you pet them. How do I pet this thing?

Red: Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub.

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Okay, I don't really like dogs, but this puppy is cute. Especially its tail.

It makes some really cute noises. :D Aww :D :D

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Also, I tried to find a good live version fo Booty Luv's Boogie Tonight but couldn't.

This is the best version. A very very good song.

The singer has got some boobs on her! Me, jealous? Nah. What woman doesn't want AA's on her?

How much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: (To Fez) Shoes say a lot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin."

Fez: Damn you, boots. What else have you told them?

Kelso: Hey, Fez, seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka.

Hyde: Nice.

(Kelso and Hyde high five)

Kelso: Yeah. It's like I ate too many "chukkalate" chip cookies.

Hyde: Okay.

Kelso: Yeah, how much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka...

Hyde: Hey! Shut the "chukka" up.

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What hurts a man?

Eric: ...We're just friends now, because she's over it. Well, guess who else is over it?

(Hyde, Fez, Kelso raise hands)

Hyde: I am.

Kelso: Me too.

Fez: So over it.

Kelso: Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? When Jackie dumped me, do you know what she said? "Something, something. Never wanna see you again. Blah-blah-blah." Hey, you think that didn't hurt?"

I love those boys. :)

Euww

What kind of a retard takes pictures like that and what kind of an idiot releases it in press and what kind of an imbecile in the censorship doesn't class it as porn, voyeurism? Why don't you little bean brains take a picture of your butthole and give it to your children on their birthday?!

Maybe for Christmas you'll let them toy around with it?

That is a disgrace! 

Extremely disgusting people.

Fuck 'doctor' D

What a cunt?!!

I fucking hate him!!!

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world!

I hope your whole damn shitty family will get cancer in their fucking shitty...bodies and that you all rot to death, you cunts!!!

Fucking shithead!!!!!!!!!!

Die, you rotten dick!!!!!!

Fucking cunts!!! You and your damn servants, get bent, you cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naturally

Started feeling kind of icky last night so...when my man came over nothing really happened.

So I felt like blah because of it.

Anyway, this whole thing is kind of doing my head in at the minute, so I don't want to think about it. Whatever.

Visited a friend today. She's on Facebook.

I had an account aswell, but deleted it. Don't like it.

Anyway, some people I know had signed up there and were on my friend's friend list.

God, I am just so jealous of this one little rat that was on the list.

He's like a super clever person, like...naturally. :D

He never even has to study for anything, he's just naturally intelligent.

And because he's such a genius he got to go to China as an exchange student.

How unfairly lucky?

Not only is he super clever, he also gets to travel to such a far away and amazing destination.

Yeah then me and my friend went for a walk and we were both complaining about us not working.

Okay I'm thinking if I'm not as clever as someone who gets to have fun trips then I just have to work hard enough to reach that level. Have to balance my hard work with their natural knowledge and the ability to process and remember everything.

I know I can only do as good as my personal boundaries allow but...you know, I want the goodies.

Who says I cannot have them, I'm not saying that and I'd definitely not set my boundaries somewhere where the good stuff in unreachable.

Going to doctor tomorrow, so I'm gonna tell him what's what and hopefully will sort something out about my health.

Loadsa gibberish but ever so often I feel like I'm not good enough for anything or anyone.

It's not because I have low self esteem, I'm just not good enough for people and things.

Well, mostly I'm not good enough for myself and then the rest follow.

I want a proper education and a job.